The Three Nuns’ Secret Chat

Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found?

A bunch of pornographic magazines!”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.

“Well, of course, I threw them all in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that.

I was in the father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.
“Oh my,” gasped the other nuns.
“What did you do?” they asked.

“I poked holes in all of them,” she replied.
The third nun said, “Oh shit.”
Three nuns were gathered in the convent, having their usual afternoon chat.

The first nun said, “You won’t believe what I found the other day. I was cleaning Father O’Malley’s room and stumbled upon a stash of… pornographic magazines.”

The other two nuns gasped in disbelief. “What did you do?” they asked in unison.

The first nun replied, “Well, obviously, I threw them all in the trash. I couldn’t just leave that around.”

The second nun shook her head, saying, “Well, I think I can top that. A few days ago, I was putting away the laundry in Father O’Malley’s room, and guess what I found? A box of… condoms.”

The third nun was already covering her mouth in shock, her eyes wide. “Oh my!” they all said together.

“What did you do?” the first two nuns asked in unison.

The second nun smirked and said, “I poked holes in every single one of them.”

The third nun, who had been silently sipping her tea, suddenly dropped her cup. Her eyes went even wider. “Oh shit.”

The other two nuns stared at her, their jaws dropped.

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