The Three Nuns’ Secret Chat

Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found?

A bunch of pornographic magazines!”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.

“Well, of course, I threw them all in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that.

I was in the father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.
“Oh my,” gasped the other nuns.
“What did you do?” they asked.

“I poked holes in all of them,” she replied.
The third nun said, “Oh shit.”
Three nuns were gathered in the convent, having their usual afternoon chat.

The first nun said, “You won’t believe what I found the other day. I was cleaning Father O’Malley’s room and stumbled upon a stash of… pornographic magazines.”

The other two nuns gasped in disbelief. “What did you do?” they asked in unison.

The first nun replied, “Well, obviously, I threw them all in the trash. I couldn’t just leave that around.”

The second nun shook her head, saying, “Well, I think I can top that. A few days ago, I was putting away the laundry in Father O’Malley’s room, and guess what I found? A box of… condoms.”

The third nun was already covering her mouth in shock, her eyes wide. “Oh my!” they all said together.

“What did you do?” the first two nuns asked in unison.

The second nun smirked and said, “I poked holes in every single one of them.”

The third nun, who had been silently sipping her tea, suddenly dropped her cup. Her eyes went even wider. “Oh shit.”

The other two nuns stared at her, their jaws dropped.

VA

Related Posts

Severe Constipation and Toxic Megacolon: Causes and Solutions

lthough constipation may seem like a minor inconvenience, ignoring it for extended periods can lead to serious health complications. A striking real-life case demonstrates just how dangerous…

President Trump gushes over Melania in a sweet flirty moment during Easter Egg Roll event- VIDEO

President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump hosted families for the annual Easter Egg Roll today on the White House lawn, bringing the Easter spirit to…

Slept on subway trains and park benches when he had no place to stay. Now, he sells out stadiums worldwide, His name and full story are in the comments

He wasn’t expected to make a splash. A scrappy redhead with a guitar, Ed Sheeran was just a kid who crashed on friends’ couches, busked on the…

Obama speaks out with blunt 8-word message following Trump’s controversial tariffs

On April 2, 2025, President Trump made headlines by declaring new tariffs, dubbing the day “Liberation Day.” Under this new policy, all imports were subjected to a…

This Optical Illusion Is Hiding Faces—Can You Find Them All?

In today’s fast-moving online world, where popular things quickly come and go, it’s unusual for an old puzzle to still get attention. But the “Tree of Faces”…

Poor Janitor Buys Old Doll at Flea Market, Gives it to Child & Hears Crackling Sound from It — Story of the Day

A poor janitor buys an old doll for her daughter at a flea market and hears a crackling sound as she hands it to her. What she…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *