JOKE OF THE DAY: A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom-to-be, hoping to overcome his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. “Dad, I’m deeply concerned about the success of my marriage.” His father replied, “Do you love this girl?” “Oh yes, very much,” he said. “But you see, I have very smelly feet, and I’m afraid that my fiancée will be put off by them.” “No problem,” said his father. “All you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed.” Well, to him this seemed a workable solution. The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to discuss her problem with her mom. “Mom,” she said. “When I wake up in the morning, my breath is truly awful.” “Honey,” her mother consoled, “everyone has bad breath in the morning.” “No, you don’t understand. My morning breath is so bad, I’m afraid that my fiancé will not want to sleep in the same room with me.” Her mother advised, “In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the kitchen and make breakfast. While the family is busy eating, go to the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is not to say a word until you’ve brushed your teeth.” “I shouldn’t say good morning or anything?” the daughter asked. “Not a word,” her mother affirmed. “Well, it’s certainly worth a try,” she thought. The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, wakes his bride, and without thinking, she asks, “What on earth are you doing?” ⬇Joke continues in the first comment

Say Goodbye to Mother – A husband chased his cat inside, and his wife told the taxi driver he was just going upstairs to say goodbye to her mother. When he returned frazzled, he explained he had to poke the “old thing” (his mother-in-law) out from under the bed.Survival Tactics– A couple worried about their personal issues before marriage. Months later, the groom panicked after losing a sock and worried his wife swallowed it—turns out, she was just groggy. Ten Bucks is Ten Bucks – John’s wife was frugal about a $10 ride at the fair.

He got a free ride if he stayed silent, but after a wild ride, he almost spoke when his wife fell out—but “ten dollars is ten dollars.”The Perfect Husband– A man calmly approved expensive purchases on the phone with his wife, only to ask, “Does anyone know whose phone this is?” after the conversation.

VA

Related Posts

The Diner, the Ring, and the Second Chance

Egg “You didn’t pay.” The words carried no heat. They were flat, and that made them sharper. They sliced through the diner’s quiet without raising a voice. Morning light poured…

Read more

The Blind Girl Remembered the Scent of Betrayal Before Her Father Saw the Monster Sleeping Beside Him-012

Gregory Fletcher did not move. For one terrible second, he forgot how to breathe. Daisy stood beside him with her small fingers wrapped around her white cane, her pale face…

Read more

THE STORY OF TWO MEN

That evening, the small living room glowed under warm yellow lights. The TV murmured softly in the corner. The father, wearing an oversized t-shirt and shorts, leaned back comfortably on…

Read more

The Little Girl Chose the Biker Over the Man Beside Her—Then the Wolf Tattoo Revealed the Mother Everyone Thought Was Dead

It started like any other night—greasy trays, quiet conversations, the hum of soda machines and flickering neon reflecting against the glass. No one noticed the girl at first. She stood…

Read more

SHE FORCED THE QUIET HOTEL TECH TO KNEEL OVER A “RUINED” HANDBAG IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LOBBY—THEN THE FAMILY MATRIARCH WALKED IN AND ASKED WHY HER GUEST WAS ON THE FLOOR

SHE FORCED THE QUIET HOTEL TECH TO KNEEL OVER A “RUINED” HANDBAG IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LOBBY—THEN THE FAMILY MATRIARCH WALKED IN AND ASKED WHY HER GUEST WAS ON…

Read more

A Lifetime of Silence: The Heaviest Envelope

Outside the old wooden house, a steady rain was falling. The drops hit the windows in a slow, repeating rhythm. It was a dark afternoon, but the rain made the…

Read more

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *