James Woods Says Robert DeNiro is “The Pettiest Little Man” He’s Ever Worked With

James Woods has worked with Robert DeNiro in the past but says there’s no way he’d do it again. “He’s really insecure,” Woods said, “And pretty much just a petty little man.”

Woods, who isn’t exactly a towering hulk, still stands five inches taller than DeNiro, a fact the famous actor couldn’t seem to get past. “When we were filming Once Upon a Time in America,” said Woods, “He wore these ridiculous platform shoes so we’d see eye-to-eye. It was over the top and silly.”DeNiro, who can’t seem to keep his politics and his career separate, has been attracting a lot of attention lately by trashing former President Donald Trump publicly. Woods, who tends to keep more to himself, says he couldn’t help but chime in.

“I used to like Bob,” said the frequent Family Guy guest, “But then he went all hard left and ruined his own image. It’s a real shame.”It’s highly unlikely that a hack like DeNiro will keep getting roles in today’s political climate. If you’re not on board with the actors of the right, you’re basically nobody. The list of greats continues to grow, with Rob Schneider recently joining the likes of Woods, the Hercules guy, and Chachi.

“It’s an elite club,” said Woods, “We don’t have things like…representation anymore because it’s still hard to find a good unwoke agent in this business.”

What a pleasure it is to have people like him and Jon Voight to remind us that Carlos Santana stopped producing decent material in 1993. God Bless America.

VA

Related Posts

The Safe Behind My Late Wife’s Wall Exposed My Best Friend

On the first anniversary of Victoria’s death, I bought twelve white roses. I stood in the kitchen turning them in my hands one stem at a time, thinking how strange…

Read more

“I mourned my dead daughter for 5 years, until my ‘perfect’ son-in-law left his phone on my table… The message from his mother turned my blood to ice.”

Elea finished cleaning the remains of dough and beans from the table of her kitchen, in her modest but warm house in the heart of a town in Jalisco. It…

Read more

I went to my own bank in my oldest clothes to withdraw $800,000 in cash. I wanted to test my secretary.

By the time I stepped through the branch’s revolving door, my shoulders were already aching from the weight of the disguise and the weight of what I was about to…

Read more

Can I Eat with you the Homeless girl asked the millionaire his response leave everyone in tears …

“Sir… can I eat with you?” The girl’s voice was soft, trembling — yet it cut through the bustling noise of the upscale restaurant like a knife. A man in…

Read more

She went to work every day in her worn-out shoes… the millionaire noticed this and one day he did something incredible.

She went to work every day in her worn-out shoes… the millionaire noticed this and one day he did something incredible. Every night, Mariana Cruz pushed open the service door…

Read more

Crack Cake

Some desserts are good… and then there are the ones people keep sneaking back to for “just one more slice.” This Crack Cake falls firmly into that second category. It’s…

Read more

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *