Four men are at the hospital because their wives are expecting babies. A nurse approaches the first man and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins!” The individual responds, “That’s wild because I work for the Minnesota Twins!” The nurse tells the second guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets!” The man comments, “Wow, that’s a coincidence, I work for 3M!”
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