A Shocking Twist in the Confession

It was a quiet Sunday afternoon, when a curious and somewhat incomprehensible confession took place behind the closed door of a small, quiet church.

The young woman entered the confessional stand, her voice trembling when she spoke, but what she was going to say would leave even the most experienced priest for a moment without a word. He knew it would be one of the most unexpected confessions he had ever heard.

The blond woman went to confess and said the priest, “I’m pregnant.”

The priest, took away, asked, “How did it happen, my child?” She replied, “I believe it must be the second coming.” He asked her answer, “What makes you think it’s the second arrival?”

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