Smart Husband – Joke of the Day

Have you ever heard a joke that perfectly encapsulates the art of wit and mischief? Well, here’s one for you – the tale of a smart husband and his mischievous text messages to his wife.

Picture this: it’s late at night, and a husband is about to send a text message to his wife. Little does she know, a playful scheme is about to unfold.

Husband’s Text

The husband types away, crafting a message that reads, “Hi, I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” He hits send, eagerly awaiting her response.

Wife’s Silence

But alas, there’s no reply. The husband, undeterred, decides to take his joke to the next level.

Husband’s Second Text

He types furiously once more, this time adding a twist to his tale. “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month. I’m getting you a new car,” he writes, hoping to elicit a response.

Wife’s Reaction

Suddenly, a message pops up on his phone. Excitedly, he reads her response: “OMG really?” But what follows is the punchline to this clever joke.

Smart husband

With a smirk on his face, the husband replies, “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”

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