“Midnight Call Confusion That Will Leave You in Stitches!”

A married couple was fast asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM. The wife, who happened to be blonde, answered it, listened for a few seconds, and then said, “How am I supposed to know? That’s 200 miles away!” and hung up.

The husband, curious, asked, “Who was on the phone?”

His wife responded,

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