Man’s Best Shopper

A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?”

The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.

“Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out.

A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in. “Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”

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