In the classroom, Little Johnny farts.

Little Johnny’s Classroom Fart

Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom, causing his teacher to become upset and eject him from the room.

A Laugh Outside

Seated outside the classroom, Little Johnny finds himself unable to contain his laughter.

Encounter with the Principal

Passing by, the principal notices Johnny and inquires about his laughter.

Johnny’s Explanation

Johnny explains, “I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.”

The Principal’s Confusion

The principal probes further, “Then why are you laughing?”

Johnny’s Retort

“Because those idiots are stuck in the class smelling my fart while I’m out here enjoying the fresh air!”

VA

Related Posts

Whoopi Goldberg breaks silence over claims she dated Jeffrey Epstein

Whoopi Goldberg Addresses Claims Linked to Jeffrey Epstein Documents Whoopi Goldberg has publicly responded to online speculation after her name appeared in newly released U.S. Department of Justice documents connected…

Read more

My Husband Cheated on Me with Our Neighbor’s Daughter and Got Her Pregnant – So I Gave Them a Wedding Gift They’ll Never Forget

Ryan and I were never the dramatic kind of couple. No screaming matches, no slammed doors. We built our life slowly, thoughtfully — Sunday morning coffee, spreadsheets about savings, quiet…

Read more

I Secretly Bought Back My Husband’s Family Home While His Mistress Took the Credit—But When They Tried to Steal It With Forged Papers, the Truth Came Out in a Hospital Room, and the Woman He Called “Useless” Watched Them Both Led Away in Handcuffs

I never corrected Jason when he told people that the Hale family home had been “rescued by Veronica.” In our small Connecticut town, that sentence carried weight. The Hale house…

Read more

The Prom Queen of Sacrifice: How a Son Reclaimed His Mother’s Stolen Youth

The decision to take a parent to a high school prom is rarely about the dance itself; it is a profound gesture of restoration for a life interrupted by sacrifice….

Read more

When Family Means Fear: Walking Away With My Child From A House Of Control

The house was too quiet when I woke up. Not the kind of quiet that soothes or comforts, but the kind that presses against your chest, settling before your mind…

Read more

The Millionaire Who Returned Home to Tears and Learned the Truth That Destroyed His World

Behind the shining gates of his estate, where marble floors gleamed and silence echoed through endless rooms, Rajesh had convinced himself he had mastered life. Success had buried his past,…

Read more

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *