Husband looked at his wife and said(Just for Fun)

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” With a sudden burst of passion, he pushed her up against the bathroom door, pulling down her underclothes and taking her right then and there.

As he continued, his wife screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before, which he took as a good sign. Encouraged by her reaction, he felt more confident than ever.

When he finished, he began putting his clothes back on, feeling proud of himself. But when he glanced back at his wife, he saw her still writhing against the bathroom door. Concerned, he asked, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before. You didn’t hurt yourself, did you?”

She paused for a moment, catching her breath before replying, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”

In shock, the husband realized what had been going on the entire time. The vigorous movement and extra energy he thought he was bringing out of her wasn’t entirely because of his skill but because she had been caught on the doorknob.

Though the situation had been passionate, the ending was both surprising and humorous, showing that things don’t always go as planned in the heat of the moment. The couple shared a laugh after the unexpected twist, turning the moment into a funny memory they wouldn’t forget.

VA

Related Posts

A Biker Visited My Comatose Daughter Every Day for Six Months – Then I Found Out His Biggest Secret

For six months, my world was reduced to one hallway, one room, and one stubborn rhythm of machine beeps that never let me forget what I’d lost—while…

12 annoying habits you develop in old age that everyone sees—but nobody mentions

Common Habits That Can Create Distance 1. Constant Complaining Frequent grumbling about health, money, the weather, or “how things used to be” can wear down listeners. Venting…

I seriously had no idea of this method.

If you’re looking for a simple, natural way to freshen the air in your home, a basic mixture of vinegar, salt, and water can be surprisingly effective….

Strawberry Bread – Don’t lose this recipe

This classic strawberry bread is a delightful treat bursting with fresh berry flavor. Moist and tender, with a hint of cinnamon and the crunch of pecans, it’s…

I never told my son-in-law that I was a retired two-star Major General. To him, I was just “free help.” At dinner, his mother forced me to eat standing in the kitchen. I said nothing. Then I discovered my four-year-old granddaughter had been made to eat in the dog kennel for ” eating too loudly.” My son-in-law smirked. “She’s rude—just like her mother.” That was the line—my child and my grandchild. I took my granddaughter into a room, locked the door, and then I finally showed those bullies who I was.

The dining room of the suburban colonial house smelled of rosemary roasted chicken and expensive Merlot, a scent that made my stomach rumble with a hunger I…

I came straight from a Delta deployment to the ICU and barely recognized my wife’s face. The doctor lowered his voice: “Thirty-one fractures. Blunt-force trauma. She was beaten again and again.” Outside her room, I saw them—her father and his seven sons—grinning like they’d claimed a prize. A detective murmured, “It’s a family issue. Our hands are tied.” I stared at the hammer imprint on her skull and said quietly, “Good. Because I’m not the police.” What happened after that was beyond any courtroom’s reach.

Most men fear the call at midnight. They dread the ringing phone that splits the silence of a peaceful life. But for a soldier, the real terror…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *