Husband looked at his wife and said(Just for Fun)

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” With a sudden burst of passion, he pushed her up against the bathroom door, pulling down her underclothes and taking her right then and there.

As he continued, his wife screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before, which he took as a good sign. Encouraged by her reaction, he felt more confident than ever.

When he finished, he began putting his clothes back on, feeling proud of himself. But when he glanced back at his wife, he saw her still writhing against the bathroom door. Concerned, he asked, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before. You didn’t hurt yourself, did you?”

She paused for a moment, catching her breath before replying, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”

In shock, the husband realized what had been going on the entire time. The vigorous movement and extra energy he thought he was bringing out of her wasn’t entirely because of his skill but because she had been caught on the doorknob.

Though the situation had been passionate, the ending was both surprising and humorous, showing that things don’t always go as planned in the heat of the moment. The couple shared a laugh after the unexpected twist, turning the moment into a funny memory they wouldn’t forget.

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