Funny: A man seventy years old has never been married.

When a 70-year-old bachelor met a much younger woman, sparks flew unexpectedly. After a whirlwind romance, they tied the knot and honeymooned in sunny Florida.

When they returned, a curious friend asked how the trip went.

“Oh, it was fantastic!” the man said with a grin. “The ocean, the sunshine, the fresh air… and we almost had a romantic evening every night!”

His friend blinked. “Wait, almost every night?”

The man chuckled. “Yep! We almost had one on Monday, we almost had one on Tuesday, we almost had one on Wednesday…”

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