In a blockbuster homecoming, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce has officially joined the ownership group of the Cleveland Browns, the team announced moments ago at a press conference in Berea. The Akron native, wearing a custom orange-and-brown suit with “216” pinstripes, grinned as he declared: “I spent my childhood in the Dawg Pound dreaming of this—now I get to bark from the owner’s box!” The deal makes Kelce the NFL’s first active player to hold ownership stakes in another franchise (approved via special league vote).
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